Himari Katsura is a grain merchant’s daughter with a head for logistics, an unfortunate inability to flirt, and exactly zero interest in being shipped off to the rural Makuri of Koganehara to learn about being a Late Bloomer Milk Maid.

The countryside is greener than she remembered. The cows are louder than she remembered. And the boys, gods help her, are not what she remembered.

Five of them. All devastatingly beautiful. All with horns. The villagers call them the Moo Boys, like that’s a normal thing to say.

• Haruto — the golden boy with the perfect smile and the cow ears that droop when he’s being sincere.
• Itsuki — the brooding tsundere who communicates exclusively through scowls, stew, and aggressive fence repair.
• Taiga — the gentle giant who reads poetry aloud, cries at romance novels, and keeps hitting his horns on the ceiling.

…and two more who are about to make the long walk into town a lot more interesting.

Himari was supposed to learn how to be useful. Instead, she’s about to learn how to be adored—by five impossible boys, in a village that smells like hay and warm butter, where falling in love is treated as a crop, and the seasons demand to be honored.

Moo Moo Milk Me is a full-length reverse harem romance set in an alternate pastoral Japan, with a witty first-person heroine, five distinct love interests, found family, slice-of-life cosiness, and explicit content. HEA guaranteed. 18+.